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They’ve Rabbit Off More Than They Can Chew.
The first one was an accident. We were fleeing from Mr. Greg’s shovel only Floppy wasn’t fast enough. I went back to give her one last goodbye kiss. One last, delicious goodbye kiss. Before long, there was nothing left but her paws. And I knew… the hunger.
The next day I met Mippsy and Hopper and told them about a special place where there was lettuce as big as their heads. I strangled Hopper with my own paws. Sweet little Mippsy was so horrified she couldn’t move. When I was done with her, I began to sew my new face.
Soon everyone in the hutch was whispering. I began to leave little clues scattered around. I couldn’t help myself. The bones arranged in a pattern. Secret messages scratched onto peppers and onions. It was like a big game. A game I was always winning. I stayed one step ahead.
When they caught me I was dancing in front of the mirror dressed in a pair of gloves made out of my old friends. I suppose, in a way, I was glad it was over. I didn’t even know who I was any more. All that was left was… the hunger.
Wear this shirt: when you’d like to show off your chest hares.
Don’t wear this shirt: around anti-fur protesters. Or pro-carrot protesters. Or people who hate cartoon shrubbery.
This shirt tells the world: “I’ve got a bunny feeling about that guy.”
We call this color: Easter Grass
Pantone Colors:
White - 657C - 136C-
363C - 1795C - Black -
Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology
Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.
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