You Killed My Father

by paxdomino

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Jaw-droppers

3rd Place in Derby #365: 10K, Round 3: Pop Culture Mash-Ups, with 272 votes!

You think that's shocking?! Check out THESE little-known plot twists:

- Jaws was actually an oblivious ghost!

- Hooker and Gondorff kill Dumbledore, who is actually Jason Voorhees, who is his own daughter!

- Detective Mills opens the box … and there’s Rosebud!

- Tyler Durden eats Jigsaw!

- Soylent Green is Keyser Söze!!

- Andy Dufresne was on Earth the whole time!

- Arlington Road becomes a cul-de-sac!

- Leonard Shelby's a sentient car!

- The Mist was actually haunted smog!

Who knew?

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL: 12”: x 7.3”
S, WM-WS, K12 - K4: 9” x 5.5”

Pantone Colors: 5875c - 311c - 485c - 729c - 5625c - Black

 

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 19.889s
First Sucker:
wottwin
Last Wooter to Woot:
cougpdx

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 77% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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You Killed My Father by paxdomino
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