This Shirt is Temporarily Unavailable
Sorry, we're not printing this one at the moment. Check back tomorrow when the catalog re-opens, or find something else just as nice among our Daily Tees, Top 20, or Woot Plus events! More here...

You Weren’t Invited

by dooomcat

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

Temporarily Unavailable What's this?

Silver
New
Limit 15 per customer
add to cart

What say we all go out for a slurpy sometime?

2nd place in Derby #188: Double-Take Derby 12, with 949 votes!

We have this cat, see, and she’s really great. She’s uncommonly pretty, with long, fluffy, gray fur and expressive eyes. She’s got lots of personality. She’s in the top five percent of cats generally. We have no complaints about her.

Well, maybe one complaint. And it’s not a very big deal, really, in the scheme of things. It’s hardly worth mentioning. It’s basically nothing. But if we had to pick one thing we’d change about her—and the truth is we wouldn’t change a thing about her, honestly, but if we HAD to pick ONE thing—we might improve her grooming.

She has this tendency, see, to accumulate… uh…

Well, there’s no other way to say it: Dingleberries.

You know how a cat will walk up your chest while you’re slouched on the sofa, watching TV? And then turn around and wave its output valve in your face? Yeah, that’s a little gross even when the most fastidious feline does it. But at our house you can pretty much count on intimate facial proximity with kittycat butt-crusties on a nightly basis.

Now, on the one hand, we can forgive this hygienic oversight. After all, our own butts would be way less clean than hers if we had to clean them with our tongues. We would rather have the filthiest butts in history than lick them clean. (For starters, we’re not that flexible.)

On the other hand, this shirt has us thinking: Maybe we should get our cat a puppy pal. Dogs will lick anything!

Wear this shirt: even if you’re allergic to pet dander, as none of our inks are derived from feline sebaceous glands.

Don’t wear this shirt: as the basis for crude jokes. YOU KNOW THE ONES WE MEAN.

This shirt tells the world: “If you can’t lick ‘em, lick ‘em.”

We call this color: CATS by Andrew Lloyd Heather Gray (Ugh, That’s Terrible, Even For Us)

Back to top

Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 700C - 7501C - 7536C - 410C - Pantone Black 7C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 10.000s
First Sucker:
heartflux
Last Wooter to Woot:
vixls

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 24% one year old
  • 64% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

11%
4%
3%
2%
1%
2%
3%
4%
4%
7%
6%
7%
6%
6%
4%
3%
3%
3%
3%
3%
3%
3%
4%
3%
12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

Percentage of Sales Per Day

4%
3%
11%
3%
4%
70%
4%
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun

Woots by State

zero wooters wootinglots of wooters wooting

Top Comments

What are Top Comments?

Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

join the discussion (98 comments)
join the discussion (98 comments)
You Weren’t Invited by dooomcat
$15.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$15.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
Woot! Shirt.Woot
4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.