Zombie Robots

by Robbie Lee

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Turning The Genre On Its Seeping Head

Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains. Brains. 

"Hey Sean, can I ask for a big favor?" 

"Um, sure!" 

"Will you read my novel?"

"Oh." 

"I know, I know, but don't worry. It's a zombie novel." 

"Ohhhh." 

"A young-adult zombie novel." 

"Eeeeeessh." 

"Hear me out! It's different from other zombie stories you've heard before. Here's the thing: It's told from the point of view of one of the ZOMBIES." 

"…"

"Kaboom, right? That's the sound of your mind exploding." 

"Something like that." 

"It's like The Sound and the Fury, but for zombies. Have you read The Sound and the Fury?" 

"Yes." 

"So you know that a lot of it is narrated by a developmentally disabled man, so you see the world through his eyes. Imagine that, but it's a brain-eating zombie instead. Of course, everybody knows that zombies can only say 'brains'." 

"Wait, your novel is just a zombie saying 'brains' over and over again?" 

"Well sure, in the same way that Warhol's Marilyn Diptych is just pictures of Marilyn Monroe over and over again." 

"You're comparing yourself to Warhol?" 

"It's called The Brains and the Brains."

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Tee

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL -WL: 14.00” x 16.87”
S, WM - WS, K12 - K8: 10.50” x 12.65”
K6-K4: 8.29” x 10.00”

Pantone Color(s): 445C, 5615C, 443C, 441C, 1945C

Shirt Color: Black

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
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Zip-Up Hoodie

Design Placement:
Front: Centered
Back: Centered

Design Size:
Front Detail: 4.00” x 1.26”

Back Detail: 14.00” x 16.87”

Pantone Color(s): 445C, 5615C, 443C, 441C, 1945C

Hoodie Color: Black

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
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Tote

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size: 8.29” x 10.00”

Pantone Color(s): 445C, 5615C, 443C, 441C, 1945C

Tote Color: Black

Tote Specifications:

  • 10 oz. 100% cotton canvas
  • 10.5in. x 14in. x 5in.
  • Gusset bottom
  • 24 in. handles

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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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