Absolute Purple Corrupts Absolutely

Purple is not usually a good sign: A purple finger means it's broken; a purple mushroom means it's toxic; a purple candy means it's grape-flavored... But in this case purple is good, because you'll appear like a medieval royal who's into American manufacturing. 

Ends on February 12 at 12AM CT

Shipping Information!

These will ship by 2/17, to match that black eye you will have received on Valentine's Day.