"Excuse me, good sir. Where might a gentleman such as myself obtain the sort of torso-coverage that is casual but does not mislead one to believe I belong to a lesser social class?" "Why, simply scroll down!" "Me, scroll down myself? I'd put my butler out of a job! Trala-ha-ha-ha!" "Trala-ha-ha-ha, indeed!"
Ends on March 15 at 12AM CT
We will gently ship these out on the manly date of 3/19.