Yo ho, matey! Do you wish to join my crew and sail the Seven Seas? Do you yearn to rob doubloons from merchants who earned them legitimately? Do you long to needlessly kill passengers and crewmembers? Do you want to toil on the open ocean under the ever-present fear of death? No? Well it sounds like somebody has a romantic ideal of piracy. 

Ends on September 20 at 12AM CT

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These salty dogs will walk the plank out the door and on their way to ye September 27!