I want you to do something: close your eyes and pretend I've just written this whole thing in a Shakespearean voice. Now, open your eyes. Wasn't that so funny, that thing I just wrote in a Shakespearean voice? Okay, you should buy these shirts and stuff.

Ends on April 17 at 12AM CT

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These shalt ship to thee upon the 21st day of this month, April, good sir!