St. Patrick's Day is about five things: (1) drinking, (2) dressing in green, (3) drinking, (4) wait, what are we listing? We lost track after the last -- hic -- shot of whisky. You have a funny face, you know that? You and your friend. YEAH I SAID IT -- hic -- I'm sick.
These will ship by 3/12 and be in your hands with plenty of time so you don’t get pinched for not wearing a green tee or hoodie.
