Ring Bearer

by Adam Koford (aka ApeLad)

Brand Standard

Style Tee

Color Asphalt

Size

Quantity Limit 15 per customer

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Just Be Happy It’s Not A Star Sapphire

#25

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Welcome Woot-Off fans: a battle is raging between our older shirts on the Reckoning chart, where only the strongest-selling survive. Buy them and join the fray.

First he didn’t know about it. Then he had it. Then he went evil and killed his friends.

Then he lost it to a new guy. Then he tried to steal it from the new guy. Then he purged the evil from inside himself and started working with the new guy for a while. But ultimately, he just couldn’t give it up, and when the time was right, he stepped in and got it back. And then they made a movie full of CGI with most of it focused on him!

Yeah, we’re not sure exactly which fictional universe we just described either. If you count Alan Moore they even both have mysterious bearded guys who grow more powerful after they leave.

Wear this shirt: if you’re a DC Comics intern. Then start following Geoff Johns around the office until he completely loses it.

Don’t wear this shirt: to a Leni Riefenstahl film festival. That adds all kinds of subtexts that aren’t really intended.

This shirt tells the world: “In darkest cave or highest peak/About ten steps behind I’ll creep/Let those who near volcanos sneak/Beware my cunning! And real sharp teeth!”

We call this color: Asphalt On Replikon! Issue 109, October 1978.

Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X – S: 9.5” x 11.93”
WXL - K4: 7.12” x 8.95”

Pantone Color(s): 427C - 361C - 364C - 553C - 5487C - Black

Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.

Specs

Asphalt Woot Tee

Specs

Asphalt Woot Tee

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:: 1m 8.000s

Purchaser Experience

0% first woot
92% second woot
8% < 10 woots
0% < 25 woots
0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

11% joined today
1% one week old
3% one month old
22% one year old
63% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

92% bought 1
6% bought 2
1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11
12%	5%	3%	2%	1%	2%	4%	5%	7%	6%	6%	5%	5%	5%	5%	3%	3%	3%	3%	4%	3%	4%	4%	3%

Percentage of Sales Per Day

Mon	Tue	Wed	Thu	Fri	Sat	Sun
1%	91%	2%	2%	1%	2%	1%

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