Love is Murder
Love will scorch you. Love will burn you. Love will slice you up into bite-size chunks. Love will tear you apart with its incisors and grind you into pulp with its canines. Love will gnaw on your bones.
But on those rare occasions when it’s well-done, love will make your mouth water. Love will warm your belly. Love will fill you up. Love will make you ask for seconds. Savor it before it grows cold.
Wear this shirt: in meatspace.
Don’t wear this shirt: and grab your crotch. Let’s keep this clean, creep.
This shirt tells the world: “Baby, you’re more than just a piece of meat to me.”
We call this color: Asphalt and Pepper.
Features
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
3X – S: 6.5” x 10.48”
WXL - K4: 4.87” x 7.86”
Pantone Colors: White - 1795C - 1815C - Black
Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
Specs
Asphalt Woot TeeSpecs
Asphalt Woot TeeSales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 0m 12.000s
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