Back to Amazon.com

PRIME MEMBERS

Free Express shipping. Learn more
X

Free shipping for Prime members on Woot!

Woot! customers who are Amazon Prime members can enjoy special shipping benefits on Woot!, including:

  • Free Standard shipping on Woot! orders
  • Free Express shipping on Shirt.Woot orders

Amazon Prime membership required. See individual offer pages for shipping details and restrictions. Not valid for international shipping addresses.

When Lovers Meat

by Shirt.Woot

Standard
Tee
Asphalt
Limit 15 per customer

Love is Murder

#27
...of 27 tees in
the Reckoning

Of all of this year's free printable Woot Valentines, this is the only one you can wear.

Love will scorch you. Love will burn you. Love will slice you up into bite-size chunks. Love will tear you apart with its incisors and grind you into pulp with its canines. Love will gnaw on your bones.

But on those rare occasions when it’s well-done, love will make your mouth water. Love will warm your belly. Love will fill you up. Love will make you ask for seconds. Savor it before it grows cold.

Wear this shirt: in meatspace.

Don’t wear this shirt: and grab your crotch. Let’s keep this clean, creep.

This shirt tells the world: “Baby, you’re more than just a piece of meat to me.”

We call this color: Asphalt and Pepper.

Back to top

Features

 

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X – S: 6.5” x 10.48”
WXL - K4: 4.87” x 7.86”

Pantone Colors: White - 1795C - 1815C - Black

Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.

Specs

Asphalt Woot Tee

Specs

Asphalt Woot Tee

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 12.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 23% one year old
  • 65% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

12%
4%
2%
1%
1%
1%
4%
5%
7%
8%
5%
5%
6%
4%
3%
4%
4%
3%
4%
3%
4%
4%
3%
4%
12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

Percentage of Sales Per Day

89%
2%
3%
2%
1%
2%
1%
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun

Woots by State

zero wooters wootinglots of wooters wooting

Best sellers in Shirt

Deals our customers love best.
  1. Knock, Knock
    $1500$3200
  2. Hippo Holidays Sweater
    $1500$3200
  3. Pho Que
    $1500$3200
  4. The Sound of Nature
    $1500$3200
When Lovers Meat by Shirt.Woot
$15.00 Sold Out
$15.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
Woot! Shirt.Woot
4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.