I Can Haz Global Devastation?
“Good God, man! Enter the launch codes! It’s our only chance at stopping it!”
“I know, I know, but… it’s just so… so cute…”
“That’s a trick! That’s how it’s gotten away with devouring untold planets before ours! If you don’t launch our entire nuclear arsenal immediately, it’s going to kill us all!”
“But look at the kitty. Awww. Don’t you just wanna hug it and squeeze it and give it kissums? What do you think it would say if it could talk?”
“I DON’T CARE! Enter the launch codes! Enter the launch codes right nAAAAGGGHHHH OH MY GOD IT’S SO ADORAGGGGGHHHHHH!”
Wear this shirt: wile U stil kann.
Don’t wear this shirt: while you’re eating a cheeseburger on December 22, 2012. Why tempt fate?
This shirt tells the world: “Death has a fuzzy tail.”
We call this color: Nayveeburger.


Features
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
3X – S: 12” x 15.74”
WXL - K4: 9” x 11.81”
Pantone Colors: White - 659C - 2728C - 2757C - 354C - 3425C
Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
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Navy Woot TeeSales Stats
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