Thursday, May 24

Derby #657: Suns, Buns & Backyard Funs!

by wootbot

Derby #657: Suns, Buns & Backyard Funs!

Summertime brings all the fun to the yard. And our grill is better than yours. Our pool is better than yours. You heard me! Summer is almost here, and we’re keepin’ it local with this week’s derby about all the summery stuff you do at home. Like lazy lounging, pool playing, or backyard BBQing. No beach stuff, travel, or camping stuff. Those'll come later. 

 

Please email your art file to derby@woot.com

This Derby ends NEXT THURSDAY at noon. The 1st, 2nd, & 3rd place designs will be featured Friday - Sunday. Select designs will also be included in a sale that starts after the Weekend of Winners.

 

Next week's Derby preview: Derbysaurus Max! ​- Dinomania is tearing through the cultural zeitgeist like a genetically modified super-reptile. So we’re giving in to the madness with next week’s dino-themed Derby. We’d love to see artistic dinos, clever dinos, dinos in new or unusual circumstances, etc. We do NOT want to see parodies of the Jurassic Park logo, meteor/extinction designs, or cats. And no cream tees. They’re extinct. 

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Thursday, May 17

Derby #656: Snarkasm!

by wootbot

Derby #656: Snarkasm!

You know what we hardly ever see on the internet these days? Sarcasm and snark. It’s a real shame. Sincerely. That’s why we’re mashing ‘em both together and dedicating an entire derby to the topic. So sharpen your wits and prepare to be wry. Just keep it clean, civil, and politically neutral. Aim to be clever, not abrasive. And no cream tees. 

YO! YOU! EMAIL US YOUR ART FILE! FOR REAL! OR YOUR SUBMISSION CAN'T RUN !!!

And in case that wasn't clear, email us your art file right after you submit your entry! $$$$$$$$!!!!!!!!! derby@woot.com

This Derby ends NEXT THURSDAY at noon. The 1st, 2nd, & 3rd place designs will be featured Friday - Sunday. Select designs will also be included in a sale that starts after the Weekend of Winners.

 

Next week's Derby preview: Suns & Buns & Backyard Funs​- Summertime brings all the fun to the yard. And our grill is better than yours. Our pool is better than yours. You heard me! Summer is almost here, so we’re keepin’ it local with next week’s derby about all the summery stuff you do at home. Like lazy lounging, pool playing, or backyard BBQing. No beach stuff, travel, or camping stuff. Those'll come later. No cream tees. 

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Thursday, May 10

Derby #655: CATastrophe!

by wootbot

Derby #655: CATastrophe!

We recently had a dog derby....so...even though some could aruge that EVERY derby is a cat derby, we're just gonna bite the bullet and do this. So grab your lint rollers, prep the litterboxes, and BRING ON THE CATS! No Schrodinger, no "purr" puns, and no cream tees. 

YO! YOU! EMAIL US YOUR ART FILE! FOR REAL! OR YOUR SUBMISSION CAN'T RUN !!!

And in case that wasn't clear, email us your art file right after you submit your entry! $$$$$$$$!!!!!!!!! derby@woot.com

This Derby ends NEXT THURSDAY at noon. The 1st, 2nd, & 3rd place designs will be featured Friday - Sunday. Select designs will also be included in a sale that starts after the Weekend of Winners.

 

Next week's Derby preview: Snarkasm​-  You know what we hardly ever see on the internet these days? Sarcasm and snark. It’s a real shame. Sincerely. That’s why we’re mashing ‘em both together and dedicating an entire derby to the topic. So sharpen your wits and prepare to be wry. Just keep it clean, civil, and politically neutral. Aim to be clever, not abrasive. And no cream tees.

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Thursday, May 03

Derby #654: STAR WARPS

by wootbot

Derby #654: STAR WARPS

Intergalactic conflicts! Rebellions! Empires! Forest Moons! Killer Moons! Light vs. Dark! Shooting first! Nerfherders! This week's derby is all about the timeless space opera  Galaxy far far away... No cream tees and no porgs. 

YO! YOU! EMAIL US YOUR ART FILE! FOR REAL! OR YOUR SUBMISSION CAN'T RUN !!!

And in case that wasn't clear, email us your art file right after you submit your entry! $$$$$$$$!!!!!!!!! derby@woot.com

This Derby ends NEXT THURSDAY at noon. The 1st, 2nd, & 3rd place designs will be featured Friday - Sunday. Select designs will also be included in a sale that starts after the Weekend of Winners.

 

Next week's Derby preview: CATastrophe!​-  We recently had a dog derby....so...even though some would aruge that EVERY derby is a cat derby, we're just gonna bite the bullet and do this. So grab your lint rollers, prep the litterboxes, and BRING ON THE CATS! No Schrodinger, no "purr" puns, and no cream tees. 

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Thursday, April 26

Derby #653: The Gr80s!

by wootbot

Derby #653: The Gr80s!

You are young! Derby to Derby. You stand. THE DERBY’S A BATTLEFIELD. And SHIRTS JUST WANNA HAVE FU-UN. Because next week’s derby is all about the Gr80s! (Get it? Great + 80s = Gr80s!) So DON’T STOP BELIEVIN’ or cave UNDER PRESSURE. JUST SHIRT IT with your best 80s-themed designed. And as always, it’s a TOTAL ECLIPSE of cream shirts (so don’t submit them). ​

YO! YOU! EMAIL US YOUR ART FILE! FOR REAL! OR YOUR SUBMISSION CAN'T RUN !!!

And in case that wasn't clear, email us your art file right after you submit your entry! $$$$$$$$!!!!!!!!! derby@woot.com

This Derby ends NEXT THURSDAY at noon. The 1st, 2nd, & 3rd place designs will be featured Friday - Sunday. Select designs will also be included in a sale that starts after the Weekend of Winners.

 

Next week's Derby preview: Coming Soon - 

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Thursday, April 19

Derby #652: WOMEN!

by wootbot

Derby #652: WOMEN!

Who run the world? Who’s persuasion can build a nation? That’s right. WOMEN. It’s been an important year for women, and with Mother’s Day just around the corner, it seemed like a good time to celebrate all the women in our lives and in the world who make it better, with some positive, classy designs.​ No cream tees. Cream tees are for mansplainers. 

YO! YOU! EMAIL US YOUR ART FILE! FOR REAL! OR YOUR SUBMISSION CAN'T RUN !!!

And in case that wasn't clear, email us your art file right after you submit your entry! $$$$$$$$!!!!!!!!! derby@woot.com

This Derby ends NEXT THURSDAY at noon. The 1st, 2nd, & 3rd place designs will be featured Friday - Sunday. Select designs will also be included in a sale that starts after the Weekend of Winners.

 

Next week's Derby preview: The Gr80s! -  You are young! Derby to Derby. You stand. THE DERBY’S A BATTLEFIELD. And SHIRTS JUST WANNA HAVE FU-UN. Because next week’s derby is all about the Gr80s! (Get it? Great + 80s = Gr80s!) So DON’T STOP BELIEVIN’ or cave UNDER PRESSURE. JUST SHIRT IT with your best 80s-themed designed. And as always, it’s a TOTAL ECLIPSE of cream shirts (so don’t submit them). ​

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Thursday, April 12

Derby #651: The Wide Outside

by wootbot

Derby #651: The Wide Outside

It’s a great, big, incredible world out there. The only thing it’s missing is more shirts about being outside in it! So next week’s derby will celebrate outside-ness of ALL kinds. Except Cream Tees. Those should stay locked safely in the basement.​

Hey you... EMAIL US YOUR ART FILE PLEASE! !!! OR YOUR SUBMISSION WILL NOT RUN !!!

And in case that wasn't clear, email us your art file right after you submit your entry! $$$$$$$$!!!!!!!!! derby@woot.com

This Derby ends NEXT THURSDAY at noon. The 1st, 2nd, & 3rd place designs will be featured Friday - Sunday. Select designs will also be included in a sale that starts after the Weekend of Winners.

 

Next week's Derby preview: Coming Soon - Who run the world? Who’s persuasion can build a nation? That’s right. WOMEN. It’s been an important year for women, and with Mother’s Day just around the corner, it seemed like a good time to celebrate all the women in our lives and in the world who make it better, with some positive, classy designs.​ No cream tees. Cream tees are for mansplainers. 

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Thursday, April 05

Derby #650: A DOGgone Derby

by wootbot

Derby #650: A DOGgone Derby

We love cat shirts as much as the next guy, but at some point they just build up...like a hairball. So it's time to clear things out with a DOG-themed derby! So this week is all about dogs! Or pugs! Or puppies! Or even those designer LabraSchnauzeDoberDoodles, or whatever! No cats or cream tees allowed. Duh.  

Hey you... EMAIL US YOUR ART FILE PLEASE! !!! OR YOUR SUBMISSION WILL NOT RUN !!!

And in case that wasn't clear, email us your art file right after you submit your entry! $$$$$$$$!!!!!!!!! derby@woot.com

This Derby ends NEXT THURSDAY at noon. The 1st, 2nd, & 3rd place designs will be featured Friday - Sunday. Select designs will also be included in a sale that starts after the Weekend of Winners.

 

Next week's Derby preview: The Wide Outside - It’s a great, big, incredible world out there. The only thing it’s missing is more shirts about being outside in it! So next week’s derby will celebrate outside-ness of ALL kinds. Except Cream Tees. Those should stay locked safely in the basement.​

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Thursday, March 29

Derby #649: Gear Shift

by wootbot

Derby #649: Gear Shift

Gear up, put your creative brains in gear, and get ready for a great gear-themed derby! From gear-heads to clock-works, or steampunk to the gears of change, submit your very best gear-based artwork! No Mario, and no cream.

Hey you... EMAIL US YOUR ART FILE PLEASE! !!! OR YOUR SUBMISSION WILL NOT RUN !!!

And in case that wasn't clear, email us your art file right after you submit your entry! $$$$$$$$!!!!!!!!! derby@woot.com

This Derby ends NEXT THURSDAY at noon. The 1st, 2nd, & 3rd place designs will be featured Friday - Sunday. Select designs will also be included in a sale that starts after the Weekend of Winners.

 

Next week's Derby preview: Doggone Derby - We love cat shirts as much as the next guy, but at some point they just build up...like a hairball. So it's time to clear things out with a DOG-themed derby! So next week is all about dogs! And pugs! And puppies! And even those designer LabraSchnauzeDoberDoodles, or whatever! No cats or cream tees allowed. Duh.  

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Monday, March 26

Limited Time - Unlimited Savings! (Ends 4/22/18)

by Ben Wyeth

Today we are launching a limited-time discount for customers that purchase two (2) or more items from Shirt.Woot!

What’s the deal, you ask? Check it: When you purchase two or more items from Shirt.Woot, we’ll automatically take 10% off your total Shirt.Woot order. Sweet! And the only limit is the time limit: This offer ends on April 22nd.

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Thursday, March 22

Derby #648: Joke's on You

by wootbot

Derby #648: Joke's on You

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad we're having an entire Derby about JOKES?! No cream tees. Cream tees are a terrible punchline.  

!!! EMAIL US YOUR ART FILE PLEASE !!! derby@woot.com !!! OR YOUR SUBMISSION WILL NOT RUN !!!

HEY YOU! Yes you. Don't forget to email us your art file right after you submit your entry! $$$$$$$$!!!!!!!!! derby@woot.com

This Derby ends NEXT THURSDAY at noon. The 1st, 2nd, & 3rd place designs will be featured Friday - Sunday. Select designs will also be included in a sale that starts after the Weekend of Winners.

 

Next week's Derby preview: Gear Shift -Gear up, put your creative brains in gear, and get ready for a great gear-themed derby! From gear-heads to clock-works, or steampunk to the gears of change, submit your very best gear-based artwork! No Mario, and no cream.

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Thursday, March 15

Derby #647: T-List 2017 - Peoples' Choice Derby

by wootbot

Derby #647: T-List 2018: Community Choice!

People of Woot, lend us your mouse clicks! (…or finger taps or whatever…) Feast your eyes on this HUGE selection of some of the BEST designs of 2017, and then start VOTING! The winning design will be featured alongside the rest of our glorious T-List Winners. So don your voting thimbles, spread the word, and may the best and most shirtiest shirt win!  

 

Next week's Derby preview:  Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad we're having an entire Derby about JOKES?! Also, no cream tees. Cream tees are a terrible punchline.  

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Thursday, March 08

Derby #646: Beauty Springs Forth

by wootbot

Derby #646: Beauty Springs Forth

Spring is a beautiful season, let's celebrate it with bouquets of beautiful submissions about all things spring!

!!! EMAIL US YOUR ART FILE PLEASE !!! derby@woot.com !!! OR YOUR SUBMISSION WILL NOT RUN !!!

HEY YOU! Yes you. Don't forget to email us your art file right after you submit your entry! $$$$$$$$!!!!!!!!! derby@woot.com

This Derby ends NEXT THURSDAY at noon. The 1st, 2nd, & 3rd place designs will be featured Friday - Sunday. Select designs will also be included in a sale that starts after the Weekend of Winners.

 

Next week's Derby preview: No submissions needed because... THE T-LIST IS COMING! 

Derby Preview for 3-22: Joke's on You! - Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad we're having an entire Derby about JOKES?! No cream tees. Cream tees are a terrible punchline.  

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Thursday, March 01

Derby #645: Feelings

by wootbot

Derby #645: Feelings

We have a lot of feelings. SO MANY FEELINGS! And this week’s derby is about them all. But no cream tees… cream tees feel awful.​

!!! EMAIL US YOUR ART FILE PLEASE !!! derby@woot.com !!! OR YOUR SUBMISSION WILL NOT RUN !!!

HEY YOU! Yes you. Don't forget to email us your art file right after you submit your entry! $$$$$$$$!!!!!!!!! derby@woot.com

This Derby ends NEXT THURSDAY at noon. The 1st, 2nd, & 3rd place designs will be featured Friday - Sunday. Select designs will also be included in a sale that starts after the Weekend of Winners.

 

Next week's Derby preview: Beauty Springs Forth - Spring is a beautiful season, let's celebrate it with bouquets of beautiful submissions about all things spring!

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Thursday, February 22

Derby #644: Superpersons

by wootbot

Derby #644: Superpersons

Incredible powers! Snazzy outfits! Comical sidekicks! Depressing back-stories! This week’s derby is all about Superfolk. Remember, your designs must count as PARODY! We don’t want the Infringement Avengers to come after us. (See what we did there?) Also, no Bat vigilantes and no cream villains, erm...tees.​

!!! EMAIL US YOUR ART FILE PLEASE !!! derby@woot.com !!! OR YOUR SUBMISSION WILL NOT RUN !!!

HEY YOU! Yes you. Don't forget to email us your art file right after you submit your entry! $$$$$$$$!!!!!!!!! derby@woot.com

This Derby ends NEXT THURSDAY at noon. The 1st, 2nd, & 3rd place designs will be featured Friday - Sunday. Select designs will also be included in a sale that starts after the Weekend of Winners.

 

Next week's Derby preview: Feelings - We have a lot of feelings. SO MANY FEELINGS! And next week’s derby is about them all. But no cream tees… cream tees feel awful.​

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Thursday, February 15

Derby #643: SPRING BREAAAKKK

by wootbot

Derby #643: SPRING BREAAAKKK

Spring break is comin'! Submit your best party, beachy, springy, or breaky designs! Cream tees are NOT invited to the party.

!!! EMAIL US YOUR ART FILE PLEASE !!! derby@woot.com !!! OR YOUR SUBMISSION WILL NOT RUN !!!

HEY YOU! Yes you. Don't forget to email us your art file right after you submit your entry! $$$$$$$$!!!!!!!!! derby@woot.com

This Derby ends NEXT THURSDAY at noon. The 1st, 2nd, & 3rd place designs will be featured Friday - Sunday. Select designs will also be included in a sale that starts after the Weekend of Winners.

 

Next week's Derby preview: Superheroes - TBD

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Thursday, February 08

Derby #642: St. Derbrick's Day

by wootbot

Derby #642: St. Derbrick's Day

Everyone’s favorite Irish holiday is just around the Blarney Stone, so give us your best tees about luck, beer, clovers, leprechauns, beer, Celtic stuff, beer, pots o' gold, we want it all. Except cream tees. ​​

 

!!! IMPORTANT !!! PLEASE EMAIL US YOUR ART FILE --> derby@woot.com **IMMEDIATELY** AFTER YOUR DERBY SUBMISSION! THANK YOU!

HEY YOU! Yes you. Don't forget to email us your art file right after you submit your entry! $$$$$$$$!!!!!!!!! derby@woot.com

This Derby ends NEXT THURSDAY at noon. The 1st, 2nd, & 3rd place designs will be featured Friday - Sunday. Select designs will also be included in a sale that starts after the Weekend of Winners.

 

Next week's Derby preview: SPRING BREAAAAKKK - Spring break is comin'! Submit your best party, beachy, springy, or breaky designs! Cream tees are NOT invited to the party.

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Thursday, February 01

Derby #641: Things That Begin With the Letter P

by wootbot

Derby #641: The Letter P

This week's derby is about things that begin with the letter "P." Rules: no pee, no poop, no presidents, no porgs...and...um...no...persimmons. No cream tees, either, because we don't like cream tees.

!!! IMPORTANT !!! PLEASE EMAIL US YOUR ART FILE --> derby@woot.com **IMMEDIATELY** AFTER YOUR DERBY SUBMISSION! THANK YOU!

HEY YOU! Yes you. Don't forget to email us your art file right after you submit your entry! $$$$$$$$!!!!!!!!! derby@woot.com

This Derby ends NEXT THURSDAY at noon. The 1st, 2nd, & 3rd place designs will be featured Friday - Sunday. Select designs will also be included in a sale that starts after the Weekend of Winners.

 

Next week's Derby preview: St. Patrick's Day - St. Patty's is rapidly approaching, so give us your best! From the luck of the Irish to your favorite beers, we want it all .......... besides cream tees!

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Friday, January 26

A New Year, A New Shirt.Woot

by WootBot
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It’s a new(ish) year, and like the rest of you, we’re taking a good, long look in the mirror. Thankfully, we like a lot of what we see. We have cool content, an incredible community, and a collection of uber-talented artists. But we also realize that if we want to keep this good thing going (a.k.a.- if we want to stay in business), then a few things need to change. We’re starting with two. There will be more as the year rolls forward, but this is a good place to start. 

We know change can be uncomfortable, so we’re gonna do our best to keep this simple and straight-forward. No coddling. No spinning. Just straight-up truth. Here goes:

Beginning February 1st, we’ll be making the following changes on Shirt.Woot:

Overhauling our Prices and Pricing Structure
​   Hint: They’re getting simpler but going up (mostly)
Switching Our Standard Brand Tee
   Hint: Replacing Anvil with Port & Company (and we couldn’t be happier)
TL;DR - Well Shirt.Woot, What Now?
   ​Hint: For those who want to skip all the details (ain’t got time for that!)

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Thursday, January 25

Derby #640: Civility

by wootbot

Derby #640: Civility

February seems like a good month to celebrate all things civil. So please, keep it civil. Cream tees are not civil.

!!! IMPORTANT !!! PLEASE EMAIL US YOUR ART FILE --> derby@woot.com **IMMEDIATELY** AFTER YOUR DERBY SUBMISSION! THANK YOU!

HEY YOU! Yes you. Don't forget to email us your art file right after you submit your entry! $$$$$$$$!!!!!!!!! derby@woot.com

This Derby ends NEXT THURSDAY at noon. The 1st, 2nd, & 3rd place designs will be featured Friday - Sunday. Select designs will also be included in a sale that starts after the Weekend of Winners.

 

Next week's Derby preview: The Letter P - Next week's derby is about things that begin with the letter "P." Rules: no pee, no poop, no presidents, no porgs...and...um...no...persimmons. No cream tees, either, because we don't like cream tees.

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