ONE POINT 21 GIGAWATTS?!?!?

That's the amount of power it takes to run our massive tee shirt printing machine.  Good thing we have an alpaca-treadmill that powers roughly 26% of it. Don't feel bad for the alpaca's though, their union has an amazing pension plan and to be brutally honest They're the first crowd to overindulge on sour mash at our Company Holiday Party and get rowdy.