3rd place in Derby #565: Back to Class!
Professor Muckinfuzz peered suspiciously at the tiny glowing circle. His assistant scribbled furiously on a clipboard. Would they ever solve the mystery? Would they ever capture the source of the beam? In that moment, Muckinfuzz felt alternating waves of agony and bewilderment sweep through his very soul until he remembered: It doesn't matter! They got a massive grant anyway.