HAH. I AM the relic.
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Shirts for Animal Lovers
I love all my pets equally... Except for my snails, they're gross.
Ends May 13 at 12AM CT -
Leftover Tees from the Derby!
Leftover shirts! Now without stains!
Ends May 12 at 12AM CT -
Derby Editor's Choice: Psychedelic!
..................whoah.
Ends May 9 at 12AM CT -
Nerdy Shirts for You to Wear!
So nerdy you'll get a swirly!
Ends May 8 at 12AM CT -
Shirts That Make You Hungry
Ends May 7 at 12AM CT -
Shirts to Be Cool!
BE COOL, HONEYBUNNY!
Ends May 6 at 12AM CT -
Shirts From Your Fantasies
My fantasy involves a hectare of Jell-O filled balloons. I think I'll stop right there.
Ends May 5 at 12AM CT -
Derby Editor's Choice: Icebreakers!
So, what's your mother's maiden name and your SS# while you're at it?
Ends May 2 at 12AM CT -
Shirts for Mom
Bedazzle it with rhinestones for some extra pizzazz.
Ends May 10 at 12AM CT -
New Shirts from the Derby!
Nooo Shoorts! I mean Neeew Shiiirts!
Ends April 30 at 12AM CT
