{Looks in fridge} Where's the Col. Mustard?
I'll take a Sgt. Pastrami with the meat slicer on Ms. Rye with Col. Mustard and Prof. Plum Sauce on the side in the billiards room. Oh, and can you slice Sgt. Pastrami real thin? You're a doll.
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August Garage Sale
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