Animals need all the help they can get, so we asked you guys for your best slogans to benefit the fuzzy. Here are our editors' faves from the also-rans!
by ChuckleNorris
...seems like he'd have no problem going under. Or around. Did you even think this through?
by harzack
Until a crow picks you up and drops you onto the street, cracking your shell open to expose your tender innards.
Look for these designs in the next Double-Take Derby! Until then, check out this week's Derby and vote for your faves!