I write this with a hasty and uncertain hand, for I have beheld otherworldly horrors that have shaken the very foundations of my mind. One night early last month I came upon a small New England graphic shirt Derby in the middle of the night, and though its denizens at first seemed friendly (even officious), their unnatural countenances unnerved me extremely. And lo! They were hiding an eldritch, ancient evil most foul:
An H.P. Lovecraft inspired Derby.
We're finally giving our favorite cosmic horror shut-in the exposure he deserves, and we want your creepiest designs. Yes, Cthulu is the most recognizable face of the Lovecraftian mythos, but let's not forget his other contributions: The Necronomicon, Miskatonic University, and the swirling mass of chaos a the center of the universe known as Azathoth.
ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn, Shirt.Wooters!
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