Derby #265: Imaginary Restaurants
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Pander Express

Pander Express
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j5


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Re: Pander Express

HA!!

I have a shirt catalog, y'all!

bounty42


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Re: Pander Express


This week give us your best ad or slogan for an imaginary restaurant of your very own creation



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■(1:40 PM, 7/27/2012) bounty42 quips, "Forget Guest Editor, what we need is a Guest Rejectionator."
■(10:40 AM, 6/21/2012 ) bounty42 inquires, "Is it just me, or do we not typically get this many Editors Choice shirts?"
■(2:02 PM, 6/15/2012) bounty42 runs numbers.
■(10:40 AM, 6/7/2012) bounty42 dispenses wisdom for all those 'too late' naysayers, "A woot shirt is never late, nor is it early, it arrives precisely when it means to."
■(3:20 PM, 5/18/2012) bounty42 states, "The turtle is very cute, and I love the smug look he's got."

GluonConcerto


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Re: Pander Express


Love the joke. The only thing missing is a Phoenix, or perhaps a turtle.

oakenspirit


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GluonConcerto wrote:Love the joke. The only thing missing is a Phoenix, or perhaps a turtle.


The Panda's overalls need a smiley face on em...


neuropsychosocial


quality posts: 171 Private Messages neuropsychosocial
Re: Pander Express

This is fantastic, but there's a second layer to the joke: in non-rhotic accents that drop the "r" in the middle of words (like most Boston accents), it's common to add an "r" sound to the ends of words that terminate in a vowel (linking R). So "Pander Express" is exactly how my family would say "Panda Express."

RIP A.A. Blanks (Obituary)

dawnao


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Re: Pander Express


sigh...

deborah11565


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neuropsychosocial wrote:This is fantastic, but there's a second layer to the joke: in non-rhotic accents that drop the "r" in the middle of words (like most Boston accents), it's common to add an "r" sound to the ends of words that terminate in a vowel (linking R). So "Pander Express" is exactly how my family would say "Panda Express."


Top cheese here !

jel2301


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GluonConcerto wrote:Love the joke. The only thing missing is a Phoenix, or perhaps a turtle.


I interpreted the pirate's "parrot" to be a phoenix. No?

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