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120 Stars

by iwild

$19.00 + free shipping
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“Excuse me, I’m looking for Donkeron Konglevoss? Is he here? Is that you?”

“Yes, Mister Konglevoss, it’s nice to meet you. I’ve been hoping to speak with you for some time. Yes, I know, it’s a “gentlemen’s matter” between those plumbers, but… well, I guess there’s no easy way to ask this, so I’ll just spit it out. You never WERE a plumber, were you? Based on my research you were, at best, a construction worker.”

“Well, if you don’t want to talk, I can’t force you, but think about this: that blonde girl? The one your former “partner” stole from you? Yeah. She and he broke up. That’s right. He met this princess and dumped her. I’ve got her address. I’ll give it to you. Maybe she wants to see you, even. It’s none of my business what you do with it. It’s right here on this paper.”

“Uh, uh, uh! Not so fast, Konglevoss. I want something in return. I want an interview with your son. That’s right, little Konglevoss Jr. The only one who really knew just what a jerk your former partner can be. I want it on the record with no topic off limits. You get me that, and I’ll give you the address on this piece of paper.”

“But you better hurry, Konglevoss. Because my editor needs something by tomorrow. And you know what tends to happen in this line of work when a countdown clock runs out.”

Wear this shirt: because someone else shrank your Alien 3 t-shirt in the wash.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you love turtles unconditionally.

This shirt tells the world: “There’s no such thing as Lawful Good.”

We call this color: Black Yoshi

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 32.000s
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 22% one year old
  • 66% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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