3rd place in Derby #38: The Year You Were Born, with 724 votes!

I’ve had it with that hound’s snickering. You think this is funny, you mutt? You think the Light Gun’s so easy? I’d like to see how accurate you are! “Ooh, look at me, I can’t even hold the Light Gun, let alone fire it, because I don’t have opposable thumbs or prehensile digits, but that doesn’t stop me from mocking other people!” Come on over here and laugh at point blank range, I dare you!

Mangy cur! Pathetic, pixellated pooch!

This shirt was designed by: James Cho, who, it turns out, is a mere child. ‘84! Dude, we were shrieking about Kirk Gibson’s World Series homer before you were shrieking about teething pain. Among James’s jillion other Derby-winning entries is The Tycoon of ICE, still available.

Wear this shirt: to the firing range—or, as some squares call it, the “video arcade.”

Don’t wear this shirt: turkey hunting. You’ll spook your tom. The turkey’s keen eyes will spot this bright design faster than you can say “gobblegobble.”

This shirt tells the world: “No, it’s RABBIT season!”

We call this color: Duck Down Brown

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