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3037

by expo01

$19.00 + free shipping
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West Cyber Story

2nd place in Derby #199: Cyberpunk, with 675 votes!

There’s a place like this
Some cybertropolis
Someplace past the next mountain range
Someplace new
And strange

Where there’s hovercars
And robots tending bars
Pleasure software directly fed
Through a port
In your head
Someplace

Someplace
Buildings so tall that they pump in
The necessary oxygen
Someplace

There’s a place, I know
I’m sure, it must be so
Someplace where low life meets high tech
In Dubai or perhaps Québec
Someplace

A place

In meatspace

Wear this shirt: for thermal regulation on the still-necessary corporeal support system for your avatar’s CPU.

Don’t wear this shirt: to go see the rerelease of Joannie Pneumatic. We were wondering why the adult theater was showing our favorite tech-noir film! Simple mistake, could happen to anyone, but apparently it pays to read more carefully. (It was just OK.)

This shirt tells the world: “Baby, you lookin’ sci-FOINE.”

We call this color: Dude, If You’re Into Cyberpunk And Futurist Architecture, You Should Totally Read “The Gernsblack Continuum”

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 23.000s
First Sucker:
djdragon001
Last Wooter to Woot:
x86Daddy

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 23% one year old
  • 68% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

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3037 by expo01
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$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.