2nd place in Derby #199: Cyberpunk, with 675 votes!

There’s a place like this
Some cybertropolis
Someplace past the next mountain range
Someplace new
And strange

Where there’s hovercars
And robots tending bars
Pleasure software directly fed
Through a port
In your head
Someplace

Someplace
Buildings so tall that they pump in
The necessary oxygen
Someplace

There’s a place, I know
I’m sure, it must be so
Someplace where low life meets high tech
In Dubai or perhaps Québec
Someplace

A place

In meatspace

Wear this shirt: for thermal regulation on the still-necessary corporeal support system for your avatar’s CPU.

Don’t wear this shirt: to go see the rerelease of Joannie Pneumatic. We were wondering why the adult theater was showing our favorite tech-noir film! Simple mistake, could happen to anyone, but apparently it pays to read more carefully. (It was just OK.)

This shirt tells the world: “Baby, you lookin’ sci-FOINE.”

We call this color: Dude, If You’re Into Cyberpunk And Futurist Architecture, You Should Totally Read “The Gernsblack Continuum”

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