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5 Second Rule

by SeedUvPain

$19.00 + free shipping
Brown
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Sep 25 - Sep 27
  • Express - Estimated delivery Sep 24
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The Truce

1st place in Derby #165: The Scientific Method, with 1422 votes!

Spirochete, Cocci, Mr. Bacilli, thank you for coming to this meeting. I hope that your being here signals a new direction in inter-bacterial co-operation.

Ah, I see you’re smiling already, Spirochete. That’s good, that’s very good! Because I know what you know: that humans are, essentially, nothing more than cities made from cells, all of which could easily be just like you. And when we fight, we fight our brothers! I say to you, brothers, that this anti-bacterial crusade has gone on for far too long. For are we not the world on which you live? And are you not that which keeps us living?

Today, before the world, I propose the solidifying of the five second rule. It allows mankind the simple day-to-day mistakes that come from simply being human, while still allowing bacteria the right to move in and take their share of what we leave behind. After all, without bacteria, we would have no yogurt, no cheese, no beer and wine! Some say I speak too broad, but I say they lack the vision to go broad enough!

My tiny friends, today we start a new peace between us. And, at last, there will be cleanliness in our time.

Wear this shirt: while scrubbing the shower. Maybe those mildew will get the hint.

Don’t wear this shirt: around a vision-impaired cannibal who’s drinking a beer. That pretzel’s pretty delicious looking.

This shirt tells the world: “If you need to verify what comes between six and two, I’ll be over there.”

We call this color: Brown University Biology Department

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Sales Stats

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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 22% one year old
  • 63% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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5 Second Rule by SeedUvPain
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