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6 Degrees of Delicious

by Jason Bergsieker

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
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  • Standard - Estimated delivery Feb 27 - Mar 01
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Yes We Bacon

Hey, did you know that this shirt was based on a photo? We sure did! And that should save everyone some searching time. But if you feel like making one of those cool gifs, knock yourself out.

Okay, so, this vegan chili is made from soy, which comes from Japan, which has those Kobe cattle, which are used to make filet mignon, which is wrapped in BACON. And there’s pancakes, which are made from flour, which comes from wheat, which needs dirt and water, which make mud, which is where pigs live, which are made into BACON. And then there’s a jet airplane, which is made from metal, which is smelted in furnaces, which require an external source of heat, which is what you need to cook BACON. And then there’s the moon, which was visited by astronauts, who are known to drink Tang, which is served generally with breakfast, of which an essential component is BACON.

Wow. Guess it really is the center of the world.

Wear this shirt: if your name is Kevin. Seriously, Kevin, it’s like it was made for you.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re a spider trying to save the life of your best friend through the power of marketing. Totally will sour the brand. For the campaign to be effective you must represent it at all times.

This shirt tells the world: “Have you seen my three buddies? They’re dressed like a lettuce and some toast. We’re hoping to pick up a real tomato.”

We call this color: If It Were Hot Enough For You To Cook An Egg On The Asphalt It Could Be Part Of This Nutritious Breakfast

 

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 1.000s
First Sucker:
utep101011
Last Wooter to Woot:
kevinbob

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 28% one year old
  • 56% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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6 Degrees of Delicious by Jason Bergsieker
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