Oh my gosh, no way. Is that a spiral-bound notebook? REALLY? What a loser!

What’s the matter, new kid? Is your family so poor they make you take your notes on dead tree pulp? Geez, here I was feeling like a fool for not getting the latest OS on the smartphone my dad bought me, but YOU actually have to write your class notes down! With an actual writing utensil even! Do they even teach handwriting in this school anymore, or is that some nerd elective?

I mean, just look at you. You’re actually studying for the geography test. Who studies anymore? I’ve got all the answers to every multiple choice question right here in this tiny black and white box I printed out this morning. I just scan this code with my phone and PRESTooooh, wait a minute. Low battery?! But I just charged this thing an hour ago! UGH, stupid phone batteries.

Say, uh, new kid? About that “your family’s poor” stuff? That was just a little “welcome to your new school” joke! Yeah! You and I are totally going to be best friends. And best friends? They share their hard copy notes.

Wear this shirt: when you need a shirt that fits the dress code.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you don’t want nerds trying to scan your chest.

This shirt tells the world: “Error. QR code cannot be read.”

We call this color: Held Black A Grade

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