A Beast’s Beseechment

by Stuart Colebrook

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Color Asphalt

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Sure, I could have plastic surgery to cute myself up, like that self-loathing sellout Rocky. “Flying squirrel” – yeah, right.

But why should I have to puff up my cheeks and add a long, furry tail to get public acceptance? Just because I’m a night person who happens to have a flat face? Damn right I’m fed up. I’m fed up that after all this time, society is still so hung up on appearances. It’s so superstitious and cowardly.

I mean, yeah, I drink blood to stay alive. But people shouldn’t just assume.

Wear this shirt: while you’re tangled in the hair of your enemies.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re planning to eat someone’s soul. The element of surprise is essential for that kind of thing.

This shirt tells the world: “Beauty is in the suppurating puncture wounds of the beholder.”

We call this color: It’s Not My Asphalt I’m Ugly.

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