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A Beast’s Beseechment

by Stuart Colebrook

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Feb 04 - Feb 05
  • Express - Estimated delivery Feb 02
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Bat Hair Day

Sure, I could have plastic surgery to cute myself up, like that self-loathing sellout Rocky. “Flying squirrel” – yeah, right.

But why should I have to puff up my cheeks and add a long, furry tail to get public acceptance? Just because I’m a night person who happens to have a flat face? Damn right I’m fed up. I’m fed up that after all this time, society is still so hung up on appearances. It’s so superstitious and cowardly.

I mean, yeah, I drink blood to stay alive. But people shouldn’t just assume.

Wear this shirt: while you’re tangled in the hair of your enemies.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re planning to eat someone’s soul. The element of surprise is essential for that kind of thing.

This shirt tells the world: “Beauty is in the suppurating puncture wounds of the beholder.”

We call this color: It’s Not My Asphalt I’m Ugly.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 7.000s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 28% one year old
  • 61% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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A Beast’s Beseechment by Stuart Colebrook
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