But the scene depicted on this shirt can never actually happen.

Oh, but if it could! That would certainly be a nice little “frozen” treat, wouldn’t it? Joyful little ice cream cones sneezing their sprinkles from their delicious frosty heads and blessing each other in different languages. I get the giggles just thinking about it! Tee hee!

Sadly, however, this beautiful dream is not to be. But we can dream can’t we? We can close our eyes or, even better, purchase this whimsical shirt and fantasize about all the fun times we’re missing because soft serve cones can’t magically come to life. Isn’t imagination fun?

Funny little frozen wonders. Man, I can’t wait to lick and gnaw the life out of you.

Wear this shirt: if you’re the kind of person wants to point at their shirt and giggle when someone sneezes. There probably aren’t a lot of folks like you, but you’re all probably VERY passionate about what you’re into.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you prefer to use the Romanian version: Sănătate

This shirt tells the world: “I sneeze, you sneeze, we all sneeze for ice sneeze!”

We call this color: I’ve Got A Touch Of The Asphalt-itis

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