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A Cold Sneeze

by Mo Moussa & Roni Lagin

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Aug 21 - Aug 23
  • Express - Estimated delivery Aug 20
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

I Don’t Know If You Know This

But the scene depicted on this shirt can never actually happen.

Oh, but if it could! That would certainly be a nice little “frozen” treat, wouldn’t it? Joyful little ice cream cones sneezing their sprinkles from their delicious frosty heads and blessing each other in different languages. I get the giggles just thinking about it! Tee hee!

Sadly, however, this beautiful dream is not to be. But we can dream can’t we? We can close our eyes or, even better, purchase this whimsical shirt and fantasize about all the fun times we’re missing because soft serve cones can’t magically come to life. Isn’t imagination fun?

Funny little frozen wonders. Man, I can’t wait to lick and gnaw the life out of you.

Wear this shirt: if you’re the kind of person wants to point at their shirt and giggle when someone sneezes. There probably aren’t a lot of folks like you, but you’re all probably VERY passionate about what you’re into.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you prefer to use the Romanian version: Sănătate

This shirt tells the world: “I sneeze, you sneeze, we all sneeze for ice sneeze!”

We call this color: I’ve Got A Touch Of The Asphalt-itis

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 50.000s
First Sucker:
jerrymurry
Last Wooter to Woot:
MistaPissy

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 23% one year old
  • 62% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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A Cold Sneeze by Mo Moussa & Roni Lagin
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