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A Delicious Fate

by Spiritgreen

$19.00 + free shipping
Cranberry
Tee
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Porky Prognostications

This shirt is a little ambiguous, and that's why it's art. 

Some say that great art is characterized by its breadth of interpretability. That is, great works of all kinds can be understood and interpreted differently. There is no single way to appreciate Hamlet, and that's what makes Hamlet Hamlet

Take this shirt. We are visiting a pig fortune teller that is predicting bacon in our future. But are we going to eat bacon in the future, or are we also a pig about to become bacon? More macabre yet, is the fortune teller predicting that we are about to eat her? That would be a prognostication of Greek Tragedy proportions.

"But Woot," you might say. "You're over-thinking it. It's just a fun bacon shirt." Yes, but that's criticism's raison d'etre: To ruin otherwise enjoyable things by over-analyzing them. That's how you know it's important. 

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
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  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 80% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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A Delicious Fate by Spiritgreen
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