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A Distinct Possibility

by DeadFrog

$19.00 + free shipping
White
Tee
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Not To Put Too Fine A Point On It

2nd place in Derby #138: Band Names Reinterpreted, with 983 votes!

“I gotta tell you, Don. I just don’t see it.”

“Hoo HOO, friend Sancho. Clearly, a spell has been placed upon your eyes to deceive you. For there in yonder valley I see not one, not two, but thirty or forty hulking…”

“Windmills, Don. They’re windmills. I mean, yeah, they’re really big, but still windmills.”

“But their arms! Tell me you do not see their long arms flailing about there in the distance.”

“Those are the spinning sails of the aforementioned windmills, actually. Can’t really say they remind me of arms at all.

“Really? You don’t think they might be…”

“Nope. Not in the slightest.”

“Well, maybe I’ll go down there and stab one anyway. Just to be sure.”

“Of course, Don. Have fun with that.”

Wear this shirt: while pondering how the sun works.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you continually refer to Istanbul as Constantinople. It’s not, you know.

This shirt tells the world: “Quixote Man, Quixote Man. Quixote Man hates Giant Man. They have a fight. Windmill wins. Quixote Man.”

We call this color: Minimum WHIIIIIITE!!! HEYA!

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 12.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 28% one year old
  • 59% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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A Distinct Possibility by DeadFrog
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