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A Modern Bedtime Story

by tbolt86

$19.00 + free shipping
Silver
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Nov 30 - Dec 01
  • Express - Estimated delivery Nov 28
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Logy Emoji

​1st Place in Derby #329: Emoticons and Emojis, with 201 votes

"Do you know how Sarah's doing?" 

"No, why? Is anything wrong?" 

"I'm not sure, but have you seen her emojis lately? They've been so dark and brooding." 

"I guess I … haven't. But she always uses a lot of emojis." 

"Yes, you're right, but the timbre of her recent texts have bespoken a deep longing. Perhaps an eternal sadness." 

"Looks like the last thing she sent me was … a top hat … some kind of wavey icon that doesn't make any sense … and that Easter Island statue thing." 

"EXACTLY. She's 'tipping her cap' to the great achievements of humanity, aware that her memory shall fade soon after her death." 

"I think you might be reading a bit into it." 

"That's EXACTLY what I'm doing. Emojis are ONLY meaningful insofar as they make an impression on the reader. As Samuel Johnson said, 'The duty of criticism is neither to depreciate nor dignify by partial representations, but to hold out the light of reason, whatever it may discover; and to promulgate the determinations of truth, whatever she shall dictate.'"

"You might be reading into it a little too much. I think they're just some random emojis." 

"No! I'm sending her a worried face followed by the graph showing the Yen gaining on the dollar to show how much I care." 

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 45.117s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 93% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 0% one month old
  • 15% one year old
  • 77% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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A Modern Bedtime Story by tbolt86
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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