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A Parliament of Owls

by Ian Leino

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Who legislates you? Who legislates you-all?

Parliament is expected this session to extend mandatory minimum sentences for the murder of crows. Ladies and gentlemen, distinguished colleagues, before we act in haste, let us make a good faith effort to see this issue from all sides. To do so requires only that we rotate our heads almost all the way around.

Before we rush to undertake the proposed changes, it is imperative that we answer some simple questions. We must ask why this overhaul is necessary, and we must do our best to determine what unintended consequences might result. To date, my esteemed fellows, I have not heard any member of this body ask these questions. In fact, though it saddens me to report it, I have never heard any member of this body ask but one question about this or any other issue brought to the floor of this chamber.

Namely, “who? Who?” Even when that question makes no sense in context. It’s an obvious failing of our system.

Wear this shirt: raptor ‘round your torso.

Don’t wear this shirt: to appear before any actual parliament. Have some respect.

This shirt tells the world: “Owl make the rules around here from now on.”

We call this color: Hooter Heather Gray

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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A Parliament of Owls by Ian Leino
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