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A Quiet Place to Read

by Spiritgreen

$19.00 + free shipping
Brown
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Nov 29 - Dec 2
  • Express - Estimated delivery Nov 25 - Nov 27
  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Dec 4 - Dec 6
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The Dork Knight

Some superpowers are more irritating than others.

Patrolling the streets at night, I am the final bulwark between this city's criminal class and its law-abiding citizens. Call it vigaliteism; call it martial law; call it what you want to call it, but no criminal is safe from my crippling brand of wordplay.

They call me: THE GROANER.

Armed with a self-wrought arsenal of puns, double entendres, spoonerisms, and portmanteaux, I keep vigilant watch over this city's dark corners. The criminal class shudders at the sound of my forced attempts at humor.

Some say I am driven by vengeance. Others claim I am stark raving mad. Their opinions matter little to me. I am a groan man.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 13.009s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 12% one year old
  • 76% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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A Quiet Place to Read by Spiritgreen
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.