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A Quiet Place to Read

by Spiritgreen

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Brown

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The Dork Knight

Some superpowers are more irritating than others.

Patrolling the streets at night, I am the final bulwark between this city's criminal class and its law-abiding citizens. Call it vigaliteism; call it martial law; call it what you want to call it, but no criminal is safe from my crippling brand of wordplay.

They call me: THE GROANER.

Armed with a self-wrought arsenal of puns, double entendres, spoonerisms, and portmanteaux, I keep vigilant watch over this city's dark corners. The criminal class shudders at the sound of my forced attempts at humor.

Some say I am driven by vengeance. Others claim I am stark raving mad. Their opinions matter little to me. I am a groan man.

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Sales Stats Snapshot

Quantity Breakdown

92% bought 1
5% bought 2
2% bought 3 or more

Speed to First Woot:: 2m 13.009s

First Sucker:: Avalonhills

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:: 2m 13.009s

First Sucker:: Avalonhills

Last Wooter to Woot:: lssd

Purchaser Experience

0% first woot
92% second woot
8% < 10 woots
0% < 25 woots
0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

9% joined today
1% one week old
2% one month old
12% one year old
75% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

92% bought 1
5% bought 2
2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11
6%	5%	3%	2%	1%	2%	6%	7%	7%	7%	7%	5%	5%	5%	4%	3%	4%	3%	3%	3%	4%	3%	3%	3%

Percentage of Sales Per Day

Mon	Tue	Wed	Thu	Fri	Sat	Sun
75%	6%	4%	4%	3%	4%	4%

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