Patrolling the streets at night, I am the final bulwark between this city's criminal class and its law-abiding citizens. Call it vigaliteism; call it martial law; call it what you want to call it, but no criminal is safe from my crippling brand of wordplay.
They call me: THE GROANER.
Armed with a self-wrought arsenal of puns, double entendres, spoonerisms, and portmanteaux, I keep vigilant watch over this city's dark corners. The criminal class shudders at the sound of my forced attempts at humor.
Some say I am driven by vengeance. Others claim I am stark raving mad. Their opinions matter little to me. I am a groan man.
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Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: Honduras
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA
Fitted T-Shirt Fit:
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Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA
Specs
Sales Stats
Speed to First Woot:
2m 13.009s
First Sucker:
Avalonhills
Last Wooter to Woot:
JustaKook
Purchaser Experience
0%first woot
92%second woot
8%< 10 woots
0%< 25 woots
0%≥ 25 woots
Purchaser Seniority
9%joined today
1%one week old
2%one month old
12%one year old
75%> one year old
Quantity Breakdown
92%bought 1
6%bought 2
2%bought 3 or more
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Woots by State
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