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A Rare Occurrence

by rglee129

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Sep 26 - Sep 28
  • Express - Estimated delivery Sep 25
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Sound The Alarm, It’s a Prism Break

Why are there so many shirts about them?

Whales are the fun-loving, happy-go-lucky, carefree hippies of the deep, if the illustration on this shirt can be believed. They like to live life to the fullest, frolicking in the sunshine, splashing about with glee, in a playground that comprises all the world’s oceans. What sweetie-pies!

Even so, we bet they would be ticked off if they ever got wind of the way their music has been sampled for new-age meditation CDs. “What the fluke is this?” they’d ask. “You people took the sacred songs of our great cantors, recorded some tuneless pan-flute hooting over them, and you play them for atmosphere in your yoga classes? That’s messed up, dudes.”

And then it would be us who needed the saving from them.

Wear this shirt: in the drugstore, or at the park, or in restaurants or to the rodeo—anywhere shirts are worn!

Don’t wear this shirt: to the rodeo and then to a restaurant without laundering, however.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m thinking of devotin’ full time to floatin’.”

We call this color: Cephalosphalt

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 14.000s
First Sucker:
m5bernal
Last Wooter to Woot:
mushroomface

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 43% one year old
  • 37% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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A Rare Occurrence by rglee129
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.