Oh god, it’s happening again. The pills do nothing!
Mom? MOM!
“What is it sweetie? OH NO! NOT AGAIN!”
Mom, the doctor said this shouldn’t happen any more!
“Hang on sweetie I’m calling 911! GERALD! GET IN HERE! IT’S HAPPENING AGAIN!”
“What’s all the- Katie?! Noooooo!”
Daddy I’m so scared!
“Honey relax! Remember what happened last time? You’ll be fine!”
I won’t be fine! Every time I start turning into an animated pencil sketch that evil Scandinavian man shows up to try and steal my soul!
“Not if I have anything to say about it!”
“Gerald! Don’t be an idiot! His Norwegian devil powers would tear us all to pieces!”
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!
“SHhhhhh! Quiet! Do you want him to HEAR you?!”
IIIIIII’ll beeee goooooooonnnnne
“OH GOD HE’S HERE! GERALD, HIDE YOUR DAUGHTER!”
“I’M GETTING MY SHOTGUN!”
Daddy your weapons are useless against the dread Morten Harket!
“Oh, Katie! I love you so much. I’m so sorry we did this to you.”
“We never should have played that stupid record backwards!”
“I DIDN’T KNOW ANY BETTER, GERALD! I’M SORRY! FOR THE THOUSANDTH TIME IN 16 YEARS, I’M SORRY!”
Please don’t fight, you guys! This might be our last moment together!
“Maybe he’s gone?”
IN A DAY OR TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!
Wear this shirt: While running for your life while being hunted by a tireless, bloodthirsty Norwegian pop star.
Don’t wear this shirt: To Finland. Even Norwegians laugh at the way Finns talk.
This shirt tells the world: “I’m slowly learning that life is HORRIFYING, actually.”
We call this color: Take on Cream
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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!
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