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A Rose by Any Other Page

by skirochester

$19.00 + free shipping
Cream
Tee
Limit 15 per customer

Oh god, it’s happening again. The pills do nothing!

1st place in Derby #198: Shirt Title Reinterpreted, with 902 votes!

Mom? MOM!

“What is it sweetie? OH NO! NOT AGAIN!”

Mom, the doctor said this shouldn’t happen any more!

“Hang on sweetie I’m calling 911! GERALD! GET IN HERE! IT’S HAPPENING AGAIN!”

“What’s all the- Katie?! Noooooo!”

Daddy I’m so scared!

“Honey relax! Remember what happened last time? You’ll be fine!”

I won’t be fine! Every time I start turning into an animated pencil sketch that evil Scandinavian man shows up to try and steal my soul!

“Not if I have anything to say about it!”

“Gerald! Don’t be an idiot! His Norwegian devil powers would tear us all to pieces!”

WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!

“SHhhhhh! Quiet! Do you want him to HEAR you?!”

IIIIIII’ll beeee goooooooonnnnne

“OH GOD HE’S HERE! GERALD, HIDE YOUR DAUGHTER!”

“I’M GETTING MY SHOTGUN!”

Daddy your weapons are useless against the dread Morten Harket!

“Oh, Katie! I love you so much. I’m so sorry we did this to you.”

“We never should have played that stupid record backwards!”

“I DIDN’T KNOW ANY BETTER, GERALD! I’M SORRY! FOR THE THOUSANDTH TIME IN 16 YEARS, I’M SORRY!”

Please don’t fight, you guys! This might be our last moment together!

“Maybe he’s gone?”

IN A DAY OR TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!

Wear this shirt: While running for your life while being hunted by a tireless, bloodthirsty Norwegian pop star.

Don’t wear this shirt: To Finland. Even Norwegians laugh at the way Finns talk.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m slowly learning that life is HORRIFYING, actually.”

We call this color: Take on Cream

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 39.000s
First Sucker:
laggyg
Last Wooter to Woot:
kmczuba

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 32% one year old
  • 59% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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A Rose by Any Other Page by skirochester
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.