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A Shameless Plug

by Matt Palmer

$19.00 + free shipping
Royal Blue
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Apr 28 - Apr 30
  • Express - Estimated delivery Apr 27
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

That Lucky Nickel

We know we raised you to be comfortable with yourself, honey. We’re just… well, you won’t always be young!

We’re not mad, we just want you to think about your actions. One day, you know, you’ll be trying to get a job plugging some of the very best drains in the city. Drains that have generally used plugs of silver and gold. We know you can do it, but they don’t. And your mother and I don’t want… well, I’ll just say it, we don’t want them seeing you act so plastic.

No, I do understand, that’s the problem! I met your mother at a beachside motel doing exactly the same thing! That’s right, I’m glad you’re grossed out now! Maybe you’ll understand! Because when she tried to get that job in a lawyer’s bathtub, he’d already seen her pictures! And you know what? She didn’t get the job! She had to settle for me! Okay, maybe that’s a bad example but… wait, you understand? You’ll never do it again? You don’t want to end up married to some loser just like your mother? Okay, well, darling. I’m glad you’re going to be a little more modest around the cameras, but let’s not get insulting here.

Wear this shirt: pushed put, to show off your new piercing.

Don’t wear this shirt: and expect to be on video. There are very strict rules about what does and doesn’t get on the air, you know. This ain’t a charity.

This shirt tells the world: “WHOOOOOOOOOOOO! YA’LL! YA’LL! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

We call this color: Royal Blue? The British Tabloids Will Pay A Ton For The Photos!

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 37.000s
First Sucker:
tacoknight
Last Wooter to Woot:
guesswho911

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 31% one year old
  • 55% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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A Shameless Plug by Matt Palmer
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