1st Place in Derby #374: Famous Quotations, with 215 votes!
"Alright, team, these Unbirthday Cards are flying off the shelves. Literally every day, thousands of people send unbirthday greetings to loved ones and co-workers with our help."
"I’ve got one for you, here, sir. Warmest unbirthday regards to you."
"Thank you, Jemnerscum. That’s very nice of you. I’ll be sure to add it to my collection. Maridarth, could you put that in the closet full of unbirthday cards? It’s next to the closet with the unbirthday cards.”
"Those were peoples’ offices, sir.”
“MARIDARTH, I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS RIGHT NOW.”
“Always with the attitude, that one. Anyway, on the heels of this huge success, I’d like to brainstorm other un-holidays we can monetize. I mean, uh. Well, yeah. I mean monetize.”
“Excellent, Charlap. There are lots of days that aren’t Arbor Day.”
“UnNew Year’s Day?”
“Again, great thinking, Hurberd. There are many days that don’t happen to be New Year’s Day.”
“Crapford, excellent suggestion. You guys really seem to get what we’re after, here.”
“Do you suppose there’s any concern about all the waste associated with these Un-day cards?”
“Yeah, wow, Soupster.”
“Way to bring down the whole brainstorm session, dude.”
“Sounds like SOMEONE didn't get his unbirthday card todaaaay.”
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