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A Very Merry Unbirthday

by Letter-Q

$19.00 + free shipping
Brown
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Sep 19 - Sep 21
  • Express - Estimated delivery Sep 19
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Un.

1st Place in Derby #374: Famous Quotations, with 215 votes!

"Alright, team, these Unbirthday Cards are flying off the shelves. Literally every day, thousands of people send unbirthday greetings to loved ones and co-workers with our help."

"I’ve got one for you, here, sir. Warmest unbirthday regards to you."

"Thank you, Jemnerscum. That’s very nice of you. I’ll be sure to add it to my collection. Maridarth, could you put that in the closet full of unbirthday cards? It’s next to the closet with the unbirthday cards.”

"Those were peoples’ offices, sir.”

“MARIDARTH, I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS RIGHT NOW.”

“Yes, sir.”

“Always with the attitude, that one. Anyway, on the heels of this huge success, I’d like to brainstorm other un-holidays we can monetize. I mean, uh. Well, yeah. I mean monetize.”

“UnArbor Day?”

“Excellent, Charlap. There are lots of days that aren’t Arbor Day.”

“UnNew Year’s Day?”

“Again, great thinking, Hurberd. There are many days that don’t happen to be New Year’s Day.”

“UnThanksgiving?”

“Crapford, excellent suggestion. You guys really seem to get what we’re after, here.”

“Sir?”

“Yes, Soupster?”

“Do you suppose there’s any concern about all the waste associated with these Un-day cards?”

“Wow.”

“Yeah, wow, Soupster.”

“Way to bring down the whole brainstorm session, dude.”

“Seriously.”

“Sounds like SOMEONE didn't get his unbirthday card todaaaay.”

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."

The end?

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
3m 23.668s
First Sucker:
sweetalice
Last Wooter to Woot:
pureetofu

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 81% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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A Very Merry Unbirthday by Letter-Q
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