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A Warrior’s Drink

by SpicyHamster

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We can’t keep mining obscure references at this rate.

Our approach to humorous-reference-extraction is simply unsustainable. There is just a finite supply of obtuse-but-gettable jokes out there, and at some point in the near future we will achieve “peak nostalgia”. Arcane pop-culture trivia production will steadily decline while demand continues to soar, and economics 101 tells us that this approach cannot continue unabated.

We must immediately implement a policy of sustainable reference mining. First off, the wholesale strip-mining of long-running TV series must end immediately, lest we lose these precious resources forever. Although these shows are chock-full of precious reference gems, at what cost do we extract them? Do we want our children to live in a world full of nothing but baseless references? Or can we ensure that they inherit a healthy, balanced dynamic between original content and semi-ironic trivia nodding-to?

If the logic of this argument doesn’t convince you, maybe an appeal to your basic sense of human dignity will. Pay a visit to a reference mine sometime. You’ll see brave men and women, their faces covered in SNES dust, coughing up meme clots, their arms covered in cat-joke scratches… It’s truly horrifying. We all fill our shirts with lighthearted gags and don’t even think twice about it, but when you stare into the faces of those reference-miners…

It gives you a sense of the human cost.

Wear this shirt: At gala events on Qo’noS

Don’t wear this shirt: In shame-faced dishonor.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m willing to withstand a few diarrhea jokes for the sake of this reference.”

We call this color: Gettin’ some asphalt

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


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