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A Wicked Mess

by Ryan Smith

$19.00 + free shipping
Grass
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 23 - Jul 24
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 22
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Somewhere Over In Aisle Seven

Are you a good employee or a bad employee?

Welcome, [new employee’s name here], to OZ-Mart and congratulations on earning your Oz-Mart Apron and Red Shoes! As the newest member of our guild, we wish to welcome you to the most magical grocery mart this side of the rainbow!

We realize your new job may seem like a dream, please try to “keep it real” when it comes to customer service. Here are three easy to remember buzzwords to keep in mind as you go about your shift. Stick to these core principles and you’ll be a wiz in no time!

Brains – Use your head and think ahead! Be aware of how much time it takes to complete your daily tasks and make a personal plan to help you ease on down your workload’s road before it becomes a flying monkey on your back. Remember: Work smart, not hard!

Heart – Our employees care about the customer experience, and we want to make sure that shows in everything we do. Look for opportunities to help our patrons, whether you’re pulling something down from a high shelf, leading them to a product, or helping take their bags to the car. And be sure to give them a great big Yellow Aisle Smile while you do!

Courage – Never surrender to apathy or complacency in the work place. The good Oz-Mart employee is never afraid to voice his or her concern where our customers are concerned. If you have a great idea or see a problem that needs fixing, be sure to drop a note in the box just outside the manager’s curtain! (NOTE: any attempts to look behind the curtain will end in immediate dismissal.)

We here at Oz-Mart strive daily to not only provide the freshest groceries and finest products in Munchkin Land and Emerald City, but also provide the kind of customer service that will leave them melting.

Wear this shirt: when you’re daydreaming of a better job.

Don’t wear this shirt: if your boss is a total witch.

This shirt tells the world: “Something tells me we’re not in Snacks and Cookies anymore, Toto.”

We call this color: If I Only Had The Grass

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 22.000s
First Sucker:
tonyray84
Last Wooter to Woot:
musicmama4

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 24% one year old
  • 60% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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A Wicked Mess by Ryan Smith
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