3rd place in Derby #73: Optimism, with 1015 votes!
What’s more wonderful than Winter Break? The air is crisp and clean,
there’s something roasting on every corner, the screams of frightened
people echo like carols, hey, do you think it might snow?
no malice in it, it’s just that the buildings are fragile, and at the
same time, so much fun! Isn’t that wonderful crunching noise half of
the reason Rice Krispie Treats are so popular? And what if each one
yelled “Oh God, No, Please, I Have A Family, Wait, You Ate My Family,
What Have You Done, I Want To Die”? Who could resist a second helping
Some days are perfect for just sitting at home with a
book. And, of course, there are times when you have to study. But some
days are made for stomping and smashing. How can you let a day like
that pass you by?
This shirt was designed by: eHalcyon, who owns a few buildings just outside of the city and can’t wait for the property values to explode.
Wear this shirt:
because you are cuddly but also violent and smashy and accidentally lit
the kitchen on fire but it wasn’t your fault and how can anyone blame
you and no one is mad, right? Because you didn’t do it on purpose!
Promise you’re not mad?
Don’t wear this shirt: when you volunteer after an earthquake. There is a time and a place, sir or madame.
This shirt tells the world: “boomRAAAARboomRAAAARboomRAAAARboom”
We call this color: Orun! Orun! Orun Ofor Oyour Olives!
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