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ABC America

by fishbiscuit5

$19.00 + free shipping
Royal Blue
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 12 - Jul 13
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 10
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members
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American as Drunk!

2nd place in Derby #450: Freedom with 159 votes

Sorry boss, can't work today. I'm going to a baseball game. And there's nothing you can do to stop me. Why? Because this is America, and it's my constitutional right to go to baseball game whenever I gosh darn please.

What's that you say? There's nothing about baseball in the constitution? Well, I disagree with you. Freedom of speech. Everyone's entitled to their opinion.

You see, as an American, it's my constitutional right to refer to my constitutional rights without ever having read the constitution. You don't believe me? Just read the constitution. Or don't. It's in there. Or it's not. Either way, it's true!

The thing about the constitution is that it was written before control-f. So if you want to know if something is in the Constitution, you have to read the whole Constitution, and as an American, it's my constitutional right not to have to do that.

Now make me some apple pie, please! I'm famished.

What did you say? No??? Whoa, whoa, whoa! This is America, boss, and it's the constitution that a man may demand apple pie at any time, the constitution in my head that is, which is the real Constitution, per the real Constitution, in my opinion.

Why is the room spinning?

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 54.550s
First Sucker:
Narfcake
Last Wooter to Woot:
jhdincal

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 83% second woot
  • 17% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 8% one year old
  • 86% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 83% bought 1
  • 13% bought 2
  • 5% bought 3 or more

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ABC America by fishbiscuit5
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.