They say a weed is just a plant in the wrong place. But here’s a weed that looks right anywhere, so you can save your Roundup, cowboy.

2nd Place in Derby #74: One Continuous Line, with 696 Votes!

You know what’s wrong with our generation? Here’s this lovely, intricate design featuring a striking, original variation on a floral theme. The synthesis of botanical and flame-inspired visual elements underscores the affinities between each, to thought-provoking effect. And all we can think of when we see it is jumping on it so we can shoot fireballs at the Koopas. Shame on us.

This shirt was designed by: Derby contestant mitohapa, a tenacious blossom forcing her way through the rock of Derby indifference, previously known for Against the Sky.

Wear this shirt: to a pagan cabal near you.

Don’t wear this shirt: as a loincloth. That’s not a look you can really pull off. Sorry. Better you hear it from us than from total strangers.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m fiery, tenacious, and somewhat misshapen.”

We call this color: That’s Not A Black-Eyed Susan.

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