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Accessories

by Matthew Schuster MPS Industries

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 14 - Dec 15
  • Express - Estimated delivery Dec 12
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Death Metal

From Talos to those ridiculous new OMACs over at DC Comics, the deadly robot guardian has always been at the side of man. Sadly, it’s very hard to print on the side of man, so you’re going to have to settle for the front. Even still, you’ll find this robot just as deadly. So tell us the truth, if this was in a styrofoam box, you’d be going crazy for it, maybe stabbing complete strangers or beating up old ladies who looked like Abe Vigoda in an attempt to get one for yourself. So why wouldn’t you buy the shirt? Maybe if you do… he’ll kill you last.

This shirt was designed by: Matthew Schuster MPS Industries. Building the future from bits of the past, and threatening your tomorrows with yesterday! He also has a livejournal and understands the need for a spare head. Especially a smiley one.

Wear this shirt: to visit your lady friend. We think she’ll be impressed.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you can’t handle having your fists shoot off from coolness. Seriously, when your mom goes crazy and sues the company and we can’t have cool stuff because you’re a crybaby the whole world will give you a beatdown for the rest of your life. We did it before in the late Seventie’s and we are completely prepared do it again.

This shirt tells the world: “I am my own Robosapien. And I have a sword.”

We call this color: Automated Secret Policeman Having A Laser Torso! See, Matthew, that would have been funnier if you’d picked a different color but NOOOOOOOO

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 5.000s
First Sucker:
alphaod
Last Wooter to Woot:
pedro10596

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 8% one month old
  • 44% one year old
  • 38% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Accessories by Matthew Schuster MPS Industries
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