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Accessories

by Matthew Schuster MPS Industries

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 13 - Jul 14
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 10
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Death Metal

From Talos to those ridiculous new OMACs over at DC Comics, the deadly robot guardian has always been at the side of man. Sadly, it’s very hard to print on the side of man, so you’re going to have to settle for the front. Even still, you’ll find this robot just as deadly. So tell us the truth, if this was in a styrofoam box, you’d be going crazy for it, maybe stabbing complete strangers or beating up old ladies who looked like Abe Vigoda in an attempt to get one for yourself. So why wouldn’t you buy the shirt? Maybe if you do… he’ll kill you last.

This shirt was designed by: Matthew Schuster MPS Industries. Building the future from bits of the past, and threatening your tomorrows with yesterday! He also has a livejournal and understands the need for a spare head. Especially a smiley one.

Wear this shirt: to visit your lady friend. We think she’ll be impressed.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you can’t handle having your fists shoot off from coolness. Seriously, when your mom goes crazy and sues the company and we can’t have cool stuff because you’re a crybaby the whole world will give you a beatdown for the rest of your life. We did it before in the late Seventie’s and we are completely prepared do it again.

This shirt tells the world: “I am my own Robosapien. And I have a sword.”

We call this color: Automated Secret Policeman Having A Laser Torso! See, Matthew, that would have been funnier if you’d picked a different color but NOOOOOOOO

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 5.000s
First Sucker:
alphaod
Last Wooter to Woot:
pedro10596

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 8% one month old
  • 44% one year old
  • 38% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Accessories by Matthew Schuster MPS Industries
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