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Aiming To Be Shiny

by kharmazero

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 2 - Dec 4
  • Express - Estimated delivery Nov 29 - Dec 1
  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Dec 7 - Dec 9
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高棍

Ain't misbehavin'.

"Hey, did you check out that article I sent you about soap-making?”

“Yeah, it was totally shiny.”

“Sorry?”

“The article. That stuff about combining paraffin and goat’s milk? So shiny.”

“Why … shiny? Why do you keep saying that?”

“Uh, hello? Because I really liked the article.”

“But … but that word is used to describe a physical characteristic. You can’t just decide to start saying something is ‘shiny’ when it’s not actually shiny.”

“We say stuff is ‘cool’ when its temperature has absolutely no bearing on its subjective positive reception. How is this different?”

“Ugh, I mean, I get what you’re saying, but … “

“Look, I’m just trying to tell you I enjoyed the article, okay?"

“Okay.”

“So thanks for sending it to me. It was a great piece of pretty.”

“I literally can never talk to you ever again.”

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 52.220s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 13% one year old
  • 78% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Aiming To Be Shiny by kharmazero
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.