Air Defense

by thedansterwashere

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Black

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Where No Cephalopod Has Gone Before

So you hairless apes like flooding the ocean with dark goo, do you? Consider this a warning from your “friends” in Atlantis.

Surface-dwellers! Did you think we would just sit idly by as the ocean becomes corrupted by your precious malfunctioning drilling machines? Did you think we wouldn’t notice the Earth bleeding out into our once blue and wondrous home? Did you honestly believe that there would be no one to avenge the thousands of our watery denizens suffocated by your greed and folly?

You silly air-breathing fools.

You have but a short time, land-walkers. Repair your damage quickly, or we shall fill your skies with our most valiant of octopi warriors who will rain down a choking inky darkness over your homes and cities the likes of which you have never seen.

Also, we’d appreciate it if you could do something about that ship you people left down here back in 1912. It’s beginning to be a bit of an eyesore.

Wear this shirt: while watching old episodes of seaQuest DSV.

Don’t wear this shirt: while talking about the importance of having Aquaman in the JLA. Seriously, he’s just not that cool.

This shirt tells the world: “You will believe an octopus can fly!”

We call this color: Inky Black Retribution

Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: Honduras
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats Snapshot

Quantity Breakdown

95% bought 1
5% bought 2
1% bought 3 or more

Speed to First Woot:: 0m 42.000s

First Sucker:: TheTimeLord

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:: 0m 42.000s

First Sucker:: TheTimeLord

Last Wooter to Woot:: cannedpoo

Purchaser Experience

0% first woot
95% second woot
5% < 10 woots
0% < 25 woots
0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

10% joined today
2% one week old
5% one month old
30% one year old
53% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

95% bought 1
5% bought 2
1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11
12%	5%	3%	2%	2%	2%	3%	3%	5%	5%	6%	4%	4%	4%	5%	4%	3%	3%	4%	3%	4%	4%	4%	4%

Percentage of Sales Per Day

Mon	Tue	Wed	Thu	Fri	Sat	Sun
89%	3%	2%	1%	2%	1%	1%

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