Akkorokamui-san

by kdeuce

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Brown

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C’mon, I bet the Ainu are just scaredy cats.

1st place in Derby #162: Cryptozoology Redux, with 1315 votes!

Listen to yourself, Gary. You sound like one of those superstitious islanders, now. A 360+ feet long squid-fish hybrid sea monster? In beautiful little Funka Bay? Don’t make me laugh.

Fine, you know what? Be scared. Either way we have to finish this geological survey for the submerged floating tunnel proposal, so let’s just get it done.

OH MY GOD WHAT WAS THAT?!

Ha ha! Gotcha! Man, you are jumpy! What’s the worst that could happen? We’re in a submersible, Gary. This thing is made to handle the most extreme pressure man can overcome. I don’t care how big your stupid fish monster is, it couldn’t even touch us!

Okay, joke’s over, Gary. Stop fiddling with the sonar. The whole thing’s lit up. I’m not falling for it.

Gary, stop causing the hull to pop and shriek like that.

GARY, YOU STOP CRUSHING THIS SUBMERSIBLE IN YOUR GIANT TENTACLES!

Wear this shirt: On a small fishing boat off the coast of Japan’s northernmost prefecture.

Don’t wear this shirt: In the midwest. Landlocked states just don’t appreciate sea legends.

This shirt tells the world: “This explains all those Japanese movies full of tentacles. Hmm? I mean, I’ve heard about ‘em. I don’t watch them any more…than the average tentacle enthusiast.”

We call this color: Way Brown Deep Below the Waves

Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: Honduras
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats Snapshot

Quantity Breakdown

97% bought 1
2% bought 2
0% bought 3 or more

Speed to First Woot:: 0m 34.000s

First Sucker:: vtrookie

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:: 0m 34.000s

First Sucker:: vtrookie

Last Wooter to Woot:: jwsmart

Purchaser Experience

0% first woot
97% second woot
3% < 10 woots
0% < 25 woots
0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

9% joined today
1% one week old
4% one month old
28% one year old
57% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

97% bought 1
2% bought 2
0% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11
14%	6%	4%	2%	2%	2%	3%	6%	8%	8%	7%	7%	5%	7%	7%	2%	1%	1%	1%	1%	1%	1%	2%	2%

Percentage of Sales Per Day

Mon	Tue	Wed	Thu	Fri	Sat	Sun
4%	9%	4%	4%	70%	5%	4%

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