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Alas, haters

by Nathan W. Pyle

$19.00 + free shipping
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Cooler than the king of cats.

Thou shalt dealeth with it.

When with envy shines nearly all men's eyes,
I ponder not nor bemoan my good fate
Nor boast aloud, unaware of my cries
And looks from men whose hearts burn so irate
Keen I am to those who plot, scheme, and mope,
Hoping that I, like them, will fail, and soon
They desire my art, desire my scope,

Would that I were content with lesser boons
So in their thoughts, I they'd not despise
Haply I press on, grinning like a fool
While their dark moods bring them to smaller size
Their sullen words show they have lost their cool
But I care not, I leave them to their fate
Whatever you do, haters gonna hate

Wear this shirt: While some pixelated sunglasses fall out of the sky and land on your face.

Don't wear this shirt: To the Ren Faire.

This shirt tells the world: "Bite your finger all you want, dweeb. I don't care."

We call this color: Shakesilverean English

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 36.337s
First Sucker:
roondog09
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 97% second woot
  • 3% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 18% one year old
  • 66% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Alas, haters by Nathan W. Pyle
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