Back to Amazon.com
Free Express shipping for Prime members. Learn more
X

Free shipping for Prime members on Woot!

Woot! customers who are Amazon Prime members can enjoy special shipping benefits on Woot!, including:

Amazon Prime membership required. See individual offer pages for shipping details and restrictions. Not valid for international shipping addresses.

Alas, haters

by Nathan W. Pyle

$19.00 + free shipping
Silver
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 08 - Jun 09
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jun 05
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Cooler than the king of cats.

Thou shalt dealeth with it.

When with envy shines nearly all men's eyes,
I ponder not nor bemoan my good fate
Nor boast aloud, unaware of my cries
And looks from men whose hearts burn so irate
Keen I am to those who plot, scheme, and mope,
Hoping that I, like them, will fail, and soon
They desire my art, desire my scope,

Would that I were content with lesser boons
So in their thoughts, I they'd not despise
Haply I press on, grinning like a fool
While their dark moods bring them to smaller size
Their sullen words show they have lost their cool
But I care not, I leave them to their fate
Whatever you do, haters gonna hate

Wear this shirt: While some pixelated sunglasses fall out of the sky and land on your face.

Don't wear this shirt: To the Ren Faire.

This shirt tells the world: "Bite your finger all you want, dweeb. I don't care."

We call this color: Shakesilverean English

Back to top

Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Women’s V-Necks

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Tank Tops

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Long Sleeves

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Pullover Hoodies

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Crewneck Sweatshirts

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Zip Hoodies

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Raglans

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 36.337s
First Sucker:
roondog09
Last Wooter to Woot:
Tube90

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 97% second woot
  • 3% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 18% one year old
  • 66% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

7%
5%
2%
2%
1%
2%
3%
4%
6%
8%
7%
5%
5%
5%
4%
4%
3%
4%
3%
4%
4%
4%
4%
4%
12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

Percentage of Sales Per Day

4%
6%
70%
7%
6%
3%
3%
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun

Woots by State

zero wooters wootinglots of wooters wooting

Best sellers in Shirt

Deals our customers love best.
  1. Vintage Starship
    $1500$3200
  2. Vintage Doctor
    $1500$3200
  3. Vintage Sputnik
    $1500$3200
  4. Battlestar Origins
    $1500$3200
Alas, haters by Nathan W. Pyle
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
Woot! Shirt.Woot
4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.