2nd Place in Derby #369: Literary Classics as Video Games, with 161 votes!

“Okay Alice, we’re just about ready to start filming. Remember, you’re curious and puzzled here - let’s see you really baffled.”

“Who are you? I lament I have not an idea what’s happening.”

“Perfect.”

“No, I am being sincere, sir. This world is confusing. Where is the Caterpillar?”

“Uh, no Caterpillar. You’ve got Yoshi, though.”

“Tell me, what is a Yoshi?”

“He’s basically your dinosaur slave. Crack this egg.”

YO-SHI!

“Kinda cute, right? Oh man, he's gonna run away. Somebody stop him, please!"

"I do not understand. I was told to engage the Queen of Hearts.”

“Yeah, we thought Bowser was a sexier boss."

"You only continue to confound me. May I at least speak with the White Rabbit?"

“He doesn’t have a SAG card. We got this mushroom guy instead. Trust me, you’ll have better chemistry anyway.”

“This is a strange place. I feel as if I am mad. If you need me, I’ll be in my trailer."

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